Washington, DC – In the midst of nation-wide racial protests, President Donald Trump seems to be unfazed, only talking about his craving for black olives.
While riding in Air Force One, POTUS noticed an Olive Garden restaurant below. “You know, all this ‘black olives matter’ stuff really makes me want some Olive Garden. Let’s get some free salad and breadsticks!”
The presidential plane shortly landed in the parking lot of the Olive Garden. As the leader of the free world walked out, breathed in the smell of fresh unlimited breadsticks, he stated, “It's idealistic, it's wonderful, it's a beautiful thing.” Heading inside, the president and his secret service members waited about fifteen minutes while the wait staff put some tables together and scrounged up enough kid’s menus and crayons to keep them all happy.
The President, of course, ordered the ‘Create Your Own’ pasta choosing spaghetti noodles with ketchup. When their waitress came by to see if the food was to everyone’s liking, POTUS declared “I would give this spaghetti an A+. Can I have some more ketchup for the breadsticks? Thanks.”
Meanwhile, across the street, several Democratic Congress members met for a lunch break from virtue signaling at the local Pizza Hut. Instead of enjoying their lunch, they simply glared at the president enjoying his meal at Olive Garden. Asked for comment, Trump simply stated, “I believe it's a rough situation over there. There's no question about it.”
Wrapping up their meal, the president patted his belly and let out a belch. When asked about his feelings on the Black Lives Matter movement, he said, “You go to Olive Garden. You have a craving for olives. You come out, you are a drug addict with this crap.” As one of the secret servicemen leaned over and whispered in his ear, Trump looked confused and said, “Are they still doing that? Whatever.”
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