Palo Alto, California - Facebook founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly planning to make weight for his big match against Twitter CEO, Elon Musk by "eating nothing but Sweet Baby Ray's barbecue sauce."
The fight is expected to be an upset in Musk's favor due to Zuckerberg's smaller stature, but Mark isn't going down that easily. By consuming an entire bottle of his favorite sauce every hour, he calculates that he should rival Elon in size in no time. He will also be intermittently slurping a glass of water twice a day.
As for training, the Zuck is working through the logistics of filling his swimming pool with Sweet Baby Ray's Spicy flavor barbecue sauce. The thickness of the condiment should create enough resistance and the spice should attack his senses enough to whip him into the best shape of his life.
"Elon won't stand a chance," he gloated. "He'll be calling me 'Sweet Baby Mark' by the time we're done." When asked to explain what exactly that meant, he mumbled something in a way one would imagine a lizard would talk if it could.