“Revival is coming!” We have heard that cry for decades. So, why haven’t we seen the kind of full-scale revival we have been told to...

Palo Alto, California - Facebook founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly planning to make weight for his big match against Twitter...

United States - Recent polls revealed that Reformed Calvinists are actually so abrasive because they have unresolved envy for Arminians’...

Some conversations are so good, you just have to share them. As I was texting with my friend, Josh Hall of Beebe Nazarene Church, I...

Sacramento, CA - California governor, Gavin Newsom has taken to Twitter in lieu of offering his yearly gubernatorial address. The...

New York, NY - Late night variety show, “Saturday Night Live” made the bold decision to continue its moratorium on comedy by opening with...

Tired of disappointing your wife at Christmastime? Particularly with gifts? Well, Pearls for Swine has got your back! Here are seven...

Hollywood, CA - Disney’s first princess is getting the royal treatment with a new live-action adaptation. But the house of mouse is said...

Dreading the painfully awkward and possibly politically charged “small talk” at the Thanksgiving table this year? So are we. But don’t...

I know, you really thought that the person you voted for represented your values well. He/she even had a remarkable, relatable story of...

Washington, DC - In a shocking twist, Republican and Democrat senators are having a difficult time agreeing about what to do. This time...

Kabul - The Taliban recently unveiled its new government for Afghanistan. Insiders are saying it is “totally inclusive, like, exclusively...

U.S. - Coffee tables are effectively banned in the United States as too many people’s toes have been violently attacked by them in recent...

When was the last time you looked at your church from your knees? There is a whole different perspective down there. You see, usually we...

Washington, D.C. - Representative Louie Ghomert (don’t worry, we’ve never heard of him either) spoke up in a congressional hearing for...

Church camp season is here and we at Pearls For Swine want to make sure you are prepared! Many camps were either closed or very different...

The other day April made a wonderful lemon pie for our date night. It looked and smelled delicious, just as a pie should. But then...

I am, admittedly and unashamedly, a conservative. That, however, has nothing to do with why I am writing this. I am writing this because...

Before anyone gets too excited, rest assured, I haven’t changed my mind on things. Joe Biden is my president. Not because I voted for him...

Gotham City, Probably NJ - Following an incident involving a vat of experimental blue goo, president elect Joe Biden has joined Gotham's...