Biden Unveils Gun Control Plan To Shoot America In The Foot

Philadelphia, PA - Presidential candidate Joe Biden recently unveiled his gun control plan which consists of taking every privately owned gun in America and literally shooting citizens in the foot.

        Controversial gun-control advocate Beto O’Rouke will lead the project, about which he is extremely passionate. “Heck yeah, we’re gonna take people’s guns,” he commented. “Turning around and shooting them in the foot was Joe’s idea, but I’m down to clown, ese!” He continued to spew out a bunch of Spanish which translators assured was all obscenities.

      Conservatives are less than enthusiastic about the strategy, but liberal pundits are showing their support. CNN anchor Don Lemon praised the idea, stating “It’s about time we did something about gun violence in America. The best way to fight gun violence is with more gun violence. It’s just common sense.”

      Senator Ted Cruz and Representative Dan Crenshaw of Texas have already started fighting against the possible executive action by creating a Bill entitled “Go Ahead, Make My Day.” “This is exactly what I’ve been dealing with since day one,” said Cruz through his nose. “This is why we need term limits.” Crenshaw declined to comment as he stood atop a camouflaged Hummer holding an American flag in one hand and an AR15 in the other while smoking a cigar.

     The proposal also suggests all of the guns will then be given to the Iranian government so they can melt it down and use the material to build homes for their less privileged citizens.