Breakthrough: Kid Scientists Discover ‘Circle Circle Dot Dot’ Coronavirus Remedy

United States - Juvenile scientists have discovered a breakthrough in coronavirus healthcare that even adult experts are calling a miracle. With the simple application of a fingertip in a doubled circular motion along with a double poke, and the recitation of "circle, circle, dot, dot, now you have your covid shot" a person can prevent or even cure the novel coronavirus.

         "CCDD", as it is commonly known, is making waves in the scientific community. Many critics are skeptical, and some are even avidly against such a measure. "Requiring people to touch one another goes against everything we know about COVID19 prevention," stated former National Health Advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci. But according to young epidemiologists, "they're just jealous 'cause they didn't think of it and they're doodie heads." 

         To their point, none of those inoculated have contracted the virus. And everyone knows that if you don't maintain six feet of distance and wear a mask, you will definitely get it. Perhaps it's only a matter of time before they show symptoms, but nothing is stopping these adorable little virologists from helping everyone they can in the meantime. "Except for Tommy, because he doesn't share," they explained.

         Time will tell if this is, indeed, a miracle cure. The procedure has also been tested to combat the cooties outbreak which has been greatly overshadowed by coronavirus. The wunderkinds are proud to announce that "CCDD has proven to be one hundred percent effective against cooties!"