
PEARLS FOR SWINE
Thoughts and ramblings on the Church and Christian culture from a biblical perspective, along with a little satire to keep it fun.
Breakthrough: Kid Scientists Discover ‘Circle Circle Dot Dot’ Coronavirus Remedy
United States - Juvenile scientists have discovered a breakthrough in coronavirus healthcare that even adult experts are calling a...
God Still Seeks The Humble
"....God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble." - 1 Peter 5:5b How have we missed this so badly? When I look at our world...
Yelling At Me Will Never Change My Mind
Of the many ways to get my attention, yelling is the absolute worst. I do not believe I am alone in this, yet we seem to have chosen this...
The Very Real Problem Of False Dilemmas
Ready to have your mind blown? Well, look somewhere else, because I'm sick of people trying so hard to grow their platforms with gut...
Chris Pratt Banished To Pure Flix
Los Angeles, CA - Megastar Chris Pratt recently came under fire for his controversial conservative views. He has since been exiled from...
Biden Unveils Gun Control Plan To Shoot America In The Foot
Philadelphia, PA - Presidential candidate Joe Biden recently unveiled his gun control plan which consists of taking every privately owned...
Worship Leader Loses Soul-Patch In Tragic Accident
Dallas, TX – The pastoral staff of Solid Rock Fellowship Of God In Christ Jesus was returning home from a leadership conference when...
What Pro-Lifers Don’t Get About Abortion
Many pro-choice people like to point out what they think us pro-lifers don’t understand about abortion. The usual talking points are that...
The Mainstream Media Doesn’t Deserve You
What is the duty of the press? The press exists to inform. What is the freedom of the press? Members of the press are free to report...
We Need Humor More Than Ever
Can we all agree that this world is sick? While we may disagree about the cause of the sickness, we have all heard that laughter is the...
Fred Of Mystery Inc. Under Fire For Removing People’s Masks
Crystal Cove, US - Fred Jones of Mystery Incorporated has recently come under public scrutiny for obsessively removing peoples' masks....
USPS: All Mail To Be Heat Tested Before Being Delivered
Washington, D.C. - The United States Postal Service has announced that all mail will undergo heat testing moving forward. The...
Statler And Waldorf Review The Presidential Debate
Cleveland, OH - Muppet mockers Statler and Waldorf enjoyed balcony seats at the first presidential debate between the hopeful Joe Biden...
What In America Is Happening?
Pandemic. Riots. Racial division. Political militarism. Government overreach. Hatred of patriotism. No, you aren’t in the middle of a...
What Does The Confederate Flag Stand For?
Is the Confederate flag racist? That depends greatly on your point of view. A great many states, mine included, are considering whether...
The Value Of Varied Viewpoints
People never seem to tire from hearing the things they like to hear. This is one of the reasons we have so few mature adults in our world...
Hulu Removes Episode Of ‘Family Matters’ Where Carl Winslow Wore Whiteface
Santa Monica, CA - In their witch-hunt of racially problematic episodes of old TV shows, Hulu happened upon an episode of 90s sitcom...
Ashes Of Randy Savage Reassemble To Tell Everyone To “Chill” And “Snap Into A Slim Jim”
Largo, FL - Macho Man Randy Savage’s ashes just spontaneously rematerialized into his ultimate form, sunglasses, fringed jacket, and all....
Trump Refuses To Play Barbies With Pelosi Because She Won’t Play Hotwheelz With Him
Washington, DC - President Donald Trump has issued a statement to the press saying that he refuses to play Barbies with Speaker Nancy...
























